10. Doc here - not now Charlie. Will get back to you after the election. Got enough problems going on here.
9. Rob 'March on Trenton' Karabinchak here - sorry Charlie, already spent that $100,000 to keep my single seat for a single year against that $3,000 republican challenge.
8. Mayor Ricigliano here - Hi Charlie, nice to hear from you.
7. Alvaro "KaraMia' Gomez here - Hi Charlie, will get back to you right after I check with Rob.
6. Bob 'See No Conflict' Diehl here - Hi Charlie, I still remember how you helped me out so I want to return the favor now. Will get back to you after I become Superintendent in Edison.
5. George Spadoro here - sorry Charlie, still remember that infamous 'I was for using that $10 million in surplus during the primary only to be against it after I lost the race.
4. Jun 'RForMe' Choi here - like to help but you can't do anything for me anymore.
3. Edison Light House Keeper here - sorry Charlie, I'm still looking for those $50 paver stones.
2. Oak Tree Pond Park Manager here - sorry Charlie, still busy cleaning up that $5.6 million piece of dirt & mud puddle called the Oak Tree Pond.
1. Clerk here - sorry Charlie, you can't Phone Home CT. It didn't work last time you tried while making Smores around the camp fire!