why you gotta like the Edison Board of Mythomania using 'the Kids' in their Get out the Vote Campaign:
10. Because Super Dr. Richard 'Build the Trust' O'Malley wanted to give 'the Kids' a Civics lesson.
9. Because it's far easier to sell an Out-of-Control $pending Nightmare to 'the Kids' than it is to the Residents.
8. Because 'the Kids' could really spare some time from their classroom work to make a video for the Board of Mythomania.
7. Because it's important to get 'the Kids' involved early in the wonderful world of Politics in Downtown Edison.
6. Because Super O'Malley likes directing 'Edison is' school videos since he likes Edison so much.
5. Because the Maeroff Board has moved on from Mis-informing the 'Captive Audience' to Mis-using 'the Kids.'
4. Because the Maeroff Board believes the best people to help sell their Bloated School Budgets are those that don't even know what's in it.
3. Because Maeroff and his 'Silent Majority' Board relinquished control to Super O'Malley a long time ago and they're afraid of him.
2. Because Maeroff likes hiding behind Un-plausible deniability.
1. Because 'Edison is' what we make it and using 'the Kids' to advance a political agenda is more than just a tad bit Shameful!