Top 10 To Do List on January 1st of Mayor-elect Sam 'Shrink-flation' Joshi, aka 'Big-boy pants,' 'the Weathervane Millennial'

 10. Step up his wardrobe to Big-boy pants, paid for by the town of course.

9. Make sure the next Council President is the guy who ripped him in a video and later hypocritically endorsed him.

8. Install a 'Red-phone' in the Mayor's office so the County can constantly be telling him what to do and how to do it.

7. Make sure the 'Committee of the Hole' takes another 4 years in search of themselves with the 2017 Racist Flyer.

6. Bypass any conflict with his qualifications and ill-preparedness to be Mayor just like he did with the EDO to get the County line.

5. Hire a Chief of Staff that will make sure he doesn't have to answer any questions about his stewardship just like he did during the campaign.

4. Try and get the Residents to focus on the Raging inflation and avoid seeing the 'Shrink-flation' his election causes.

3. Get the Residents to forget how they got scammed by the '1-cent Open Space Forever tax' he pushed and just turned around and voted for the developers.

2. Have the Edison Arts Society paint his portrait for Mayor's Row so he doesn't have to pay for it.

1. Raise the Mayor's Salary to $150k from the current $49k (even though he ran on knowing the salary was $49k and you don't get to raise it in your first year just because you won an election) and get the Council to vote for it by Raising their Salaries too.

Time to END the dysfunction over there on Mythomania Lane - 'Mr. Shi-shed' OUT, Shivi IN

 Well, come the January Reorganization Meeting over there on Mythomania Lane (at the crossroads of Politically Corrupt and Dysfunction Streets), time to put an end to the dysfunction and politically corrupt atmosphere created under the inept leadership of Jerry 'ReferenDumb' Shi.

A drastic failure in properly addressing the Overcrowding and giving new meaning to transparency for both the Residents/taxpayers and other Board Members as well.

A heads- up to the newly elected Board Members. If you want to see your campaign promises and pledges and other rhetoric come to fruition (as you learn the details and intricacies and complexities of a school district our size in your first year on the board), then you need to make sure Mr. Shi-shed is out and Shivi Madhukar becomes the new Board President.

She's the one with the knowledge and history and experienced enough to start to turn around this disaster created under Mr. Shi-shed.

If you fall for the usual nonsensical games played by Mr. Shi-shed as he maneuvers for position during this transition, then you will prevent the district from moving forward.

Anyhoo, time to do what's right for the School District and the People of Edison and get rid of the Dysfunction over there on Dysfunction Junction. Mr. Shi-shed OUT, Shivi IN.

Jingle Bells..Jingle Bells

                        Christmas in Downtown Edison – 2021 

Twas’ two weeks before Christmas and those sly little elves,

 ‘Big-boy pants & Mr. Shi-shed’ labored hard to benefit themselves. 

One to bypass the EDO and the other to avoid explanation,

both Too Much of a Financial Burden and Too Little a Transition! 

One who had Nothing to Run on other than the Dem-party line with out-of-town Dems,

and the other still claims he Saved Millions that makes you laugh so hard you get belly bends,

Not remotely caring a tad bit what the People might think, 

they again place Politics before People in spite of the lingering and now prolonged stink.

 

One has a Council that will still be in search of that 2017 Racist Flyer,

and the other doesn’t see his inept leadership leaves the Board in utter mire.

If ‘Big-boy pants’ were seriously qualified to run this town,

then why is that 2017 Racist Flyer Stench Still Lingering and Bringing Edison down?   

 

And putting their thumbs to the tip of their noses while laughing at You and Me, 

‘Big-boy pants’ can’t hide his embarrassingly unqualified hand-picked status in town for all to see.

And ‘Mr. Shi-shed’ with his Local Dem-party infested and corrupted Board of EDems way, 

doesn’t care that the People don’t like what he does with millions of our tax dollars in play.

 

They’re not concerned about disrespecting the people of Edison on any given day, 

dubious transparency, misinformation, misdirection and cross-contamination is their ruling way. 

‘Big-boy pants’ should of Never been helped to bypass the Edison People to stay in play,

so he continues with Outside Dem-party help who will now rule over us in their misguided way.

 

So, while we all scratch our heads and say What’s Going on in this town,

‘Big-boy pants’ will just be a Malleable Marionette for the Powers that be with his usual frown, 

And then there’s the Board of EdDems continuing to rule in their authoritarian way, 

and now puts forth another ridiculous plan that won’t solve the overcrowding on any given day.

 

In this season of giving, ‘Big-boy pants’ & Mr. Shi-shed’ are Big Mistakes, 

‘Big-boy pants’ will be controlled by the County Powers that Be with all their usual takes.

And ‘Mr. Shi-shed’ needs to be Removed from his Leadership role on January 3rd, 

and Voted Out as Board President so the People of Edison are finally heard.

 

If in this feeling I’m not alone, 

then take up your pen or pick up the phone. 

Let ‘Big-boy pants & Mr. Shi-shed’ know that it's People Not Politics, 

and You’re tired of all their disrespectful and self-serving tactics.

 

With the recent election of the ‘11,000+ Moron Squad’ and who knows what across town, 

enjoy voting for business as usual but don’t complain when you continue on this Merry Go Round.

 

And I heard him exclaim with an Unqualified and Ill-prepared Mayor-elect puppet in hand, 

Merry Christmas to Edison, and let all the People again be scammed!?!

 

Well, inflation is one thing but it was a Big Mistake to have to deal with this too!

 Well, the only thing worse than inflation is 'Shrink-flation' here in the DemBadLands of Downtown Edison.

Anyhoo, it is what it is but shouldn't of been - enjoy.