10. Step up his wardrobe to Big-boy pants, paid for by the town of course.
9. Make sure the next Council President is the guy who ripped him in a video and later hypocritically endorsed him.
8. Install a 'Red-phone' in the Mayor's office so the County can constantly be telling him what to do and how to do it.
7. Make sure the 'Committee of the Hole' takes another 4 years in search of themselves with the 2017 Racist Flyer.
6. Bypass any conflict with his qualifications and ill-preparedness to be Mayor just like he did with the EDO to get the County line.
5. Hire a Chief of Staff that will make sure he doesn't have to answer any questions about his stewardship just like he did during the campaign.
4. Try and get the Residents to focus on the Raging inflation and avoid seeing the 'Shrink-flation' his election causes.
3. Get the Residents to forget how they got scammed by the '1-cent Open Space Forever tax' he pushed and just turned around and voted for the developers.
2. Have the Edison Arts Society paint his portrait for Mayor's Row so he doesn't have to pay for it.
1. Raise the Mayor's Salary to $150k from the current $49k (even though he ran on knowing the salary was $49k and you don't get to raise it in your first year just because you won an election) and get the Council to vote for it by Raising their Salaries too.
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