Jingle Bells..Jingle Bells

                        Christmas in Downtown Edison – 2021 

Twas’ two weeks before Christmas and those sly little elves,

 ‘Big-boy pants & Mr. Shi-shed’ labored hard to benefit themselves. 

One to bypass the EDO and the other to avoid explanation,

both Too Much of a Financial Burden and Too Little a Transition! 

One who had Nothing to Run on other than the Dem-party line with out-of-town Dems,

and the other still claims he Saved Millions that makes you laugh so hard you get belly bends,

Not remotely caring a tad bit what the People might think, 

they again place Politics before People in spite of the lingering and now prolonged stink.

 

One has a Council that will still be in search of that 2017 Racist Flyer,

and the other doesn’t see his inept leadership leaves the Board in utter mire.

If ‘Big-boy pants’ were seriously qualified to run this town,

then why is that 2017 Racist Flyer Stench Still Lingering and Bringing Edison down?   

 

And putting their thumbs to the tip of their noses while laughing at You and Me, 

‘Big-boy pants’ can’t hide his embarrassingly unqualified hand-picked status in town for all to see.

And ‘Mr. Shi-shed’ with his Local Dem-party infested and corrupted Board of EDems way, 

doesn’t care that the People don’t like what he does with millions of our tax dollars in play.

 

They’re not concerned about disrespecting the people of Edison on any given day, 

dubious transparency, misinformation, misdirection and cross-contamination is their ruling way. 

‘Big-boy pants’ should of Never been helped to bypass the Edison People to stay in play,

so he continues with Outside Dem-party help who will now rule over us in their misguided way.

 

So, while we all scratch our heads and say What’s Going on in this town,

‘Big-boy pants’ will just be a Malleable Marionette for the Powers that be with his usual frown, 

And then there’s the Board of EdDems continuing to rule in their authoritarian way, 

and now puts forth another ridiculous plan that won’t solve the overcrowding on any given day.

 

In this season of giving, ‘Big-boy pants’ & Mr. Shi-shed’ are Big Mistakes, 

‘Big-boy pants’ will be controlled by the County Powers that Be with all their usual takes.

And ‘Mr. Shi-shed’ needs to be Removed from his Leadership role on January 3rd, 

and Voted Out as Board President so the People of Edison are finally heard.

 

If in this feeling I’m not alone, 

then take up your pen or pick up the phone. 

Let ‘Big-boy pants & Mr. Shi-shed’ know that it's People Not Politics, 

and You’re tired of all their disrespectful and self-serving tactics.

 

With the recent election of the ‘11,000+ Moron Squad’ and who knows what across town, 

enjoy voting for business as usual but don’t complain when you continue on this Merry Go Round.

 

And I heard him exclaim with an Unqualified and Ill-prepared Mayor-elect puppet in hand, 

Merry Christmas to Edison, and let all the People again be scammed!?!