Christmas in Downtown Edison – 2023

  

Christmas in Downtown Edison – 2023

 

Twas’ two weeks before Christmas and those sly little elves,

 ‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ & ‘Mr. Shi-shed’ labored hard to benefit themselves. 

One a neophyte who lied about his tax increase and the other his 9 yr. dismal presence,

with both Lacking Credibility & Trustworthiness since their Public service entrance.

 

One who Sneakily Hiked his Pay from $49K to $75K and to $150K the Council made easy,

and the other claiming a 3 yr. tax reduction while ignoring an Overstated School Tax Levy.

Not remotely caring a tad bit what the People might think, 

they again place Politics before People in spite of the lingering and now prolonged stink.

 

One has a Council that is Still in search of that 2017 Racist Flyer,

and the other doesn’t see his inept presence has left the Board of EdDems in utter mire.

If ‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ were seriously qualified to run this town,

then why is that 2017 Racist Flyer Stench Still Lingering and Bringing Edison down?   

 

One has a now $125k Day Care Provider to Keep the town from Running off the rails,

and the other allows solving the Overcrowding problem to again fail.

 

One is just a figurehead with his inept Stewardship lacking transparency and scrutiny,

now a town Outsourced to the County to the liking and pleasure of the Powers that be.

And the other hypocritically attacks a BoE candidate for ‘Conflicts’ on another slate,

when he had no problem with it when she was his 2020 Running mate.

 

And putting their thumbs to the tip of their noses while laughing at You and Me, 

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ can’t hide his Malleable Marionette status in town for all to see.

And ‘Mr. Shi-shed’ with his Dem-party infested and corrupted Board of EdDems play, 

shows how his Board presence kept the school district from moving in the right way.

 

They’re not concerned about disrespecting the people of Edison on any given day, 

dubious transparency, misinformation, and cross-contamination is their ruling way. 

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ should of Never been helped to bypass the Edison People to stay in play,

so he continues with Outside help who now rule over us in their misguided way.

 

So, while we all scratch our heads and say What’s Going On in this town,

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ will be a Malleable Marionette for the Powers that be with a frown, 

And then there’s the Board of EdDems continuing to rule in their power control way, 

yet still can’t put forth a cohesive plan to solve the Overcrowding on any given day.

 

In this season of giving, ‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ & Mr. Shi-shed’ are Big Mistakes, 

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ will be controlled by the County Powers that Be with all their usual takes.

And while ‘Mr. Shi-shed’ thankfully will be Removed from his Board role come January, 

we can all see that ‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ will be ‘One & Done’ with this Politically-corrupt weary.

 

If in this feeling I’m not alone, 

then take up your pen or pick up the phone. 

Let ‘Mr. Shrink-flation & Mr. Shi-shed’ know that it's People Not Politics, 

and You’re tired of all their disrespectful and self-serving tactics.

 

With one now reduced to Events Coordinator and the other finally booted-out across town, 

enjoy what you keep doing to yourself while on this Dem-party Merry Go Round.

 

And I heard him exclaim with ‘The Emperor Has No Clothes’ in hand, 

Merry Christmas to Edison and let all the People continue to be Spammed!?!