Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Top 10 Suggestions for Mayor Tom 'Form over Substance' Lankey

to fill his 3rd open position - Administrator of Cost-Inefficiency:

10. Jun 'RForMe' Choi - might as well see his presence in the Municipal Building.

9. Charlie 'I Abstain' Tomaro - he was for Spadoro using $10m in surplus to win a primary - before he  was against it after Spadoro lost.

8. Councilwoman Shah - she can teach Lankey the Board of Mythomania's way of hiding unbudgeted staff increases in the budget.

7. Councilman 'KaraMia' Gomez - he can use some more practice on understanding tax increases in the Muni Budget.

6. Councilman Bob 'See No Conflict' Diehl - always good to have around when a BoE Budget gets rejected by the voters.

5. Super Dr. Richard 'Build the Trust' O'Malley - he can explain to Lankey the concept of misdirection with imaginary fiscal year budgets - when you're on a calendar year budget.

4. Councilman Rob 'March on Trenton' Karabinchak - spends $100k to win a single seat on the council for a single year against an opponent who only spent $3k - yet didn't even know the Muni budget he approved had a 2.7% tax increase.

3. BoE Prez Maeroff - he can show Lankey how to Lead from Behind.

2. Campaign Manager Anthony Russomanno - got to make sure he gets paid for his landscaping work over at the Library.

1. P.T. Barnum - might as well. Same Circus - different Clowns.

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