10. Because Rob 'March on Trenton' Karabinchak went on an exhausting fact-finding mission and only came back with his other two faces.
9. Because you're an 'Animal House' fan and you like double-secret thingies like review panels, interviewing and sealed envelopes.
8. Because you like the idea that they're relying on confidentiality here in Downtown Edison to ensure the integrity of and preventing favoritism in the testing and interview process.
7. Because you like the idea that no one in this town will ever get preferential treatment.
6. Because you like the idea that the party that created the problem is taking the responsibility for fixing it.
5. Because you're Happy to see Mayor ChoiLankey's first pick Melissa 'Beware the Perils of Perilstein' Perilstein actually had something to do for her $65k.
4. Because Mayor ChoiLankey and his 'Frest Start Tour' entourage has such a great record in making sure we only hire the best and the brightest here in Downtown Edison.
3. Because you're big on test scores as a major decision-making factor in life.
2. Because you have a high tolerance for the amazing contradiction between the written words in this ordinance and reality here in Downtown Edison.
1. Because 'Window Dressing' only serves those who hold the power and not those good people who serve the people of Downtown Edison and all the residents they serve.