Friday, April 3, 2015

Super Dr. Richard 'Looking for the Exit Ramp' O'Malley's Safe Haven Contract Starts!

Hey, you remember Super Dr. Richard 'Looking for the Exit Ramp' O'Malley's Safe Haven Contract given by the Board of Mythomania after he was out looking for another gig - and didn't get it.

Well, it took effect on April 1, 2015 (and wish it was an April Fool's Joke - but it's not) and runs until July 1, 2019. Under this new contract (you can see it in the 1/5/15 post), his current salary of $222,854 drops down to $209,000 on April 1st. But don't be feeling bad for him - he's eligible for a max bonus of 8% this school year and the Board made him eligible for a 7% max bonus. 

So, 7% of $209,000 is $14,630 - and added to the $209,000, you get $223,630. Our only hope is that he and the Board do as well achieving their goals as they've done in the past - dismally.

Here's the rough numbers over the life of this contract - read them and weep:

Anyhoo, don't you just like how disloyalty is rewarded with your tax dollars by the Board of Mythomania?!?

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