Top 10 New Year's Resolutions for the 'DemBadLands' of Downtown Edison

 10. That Council President Joe 'the Florist' Coyle stop embarrassing himself and steps down as President after spending a year blocking both Council and Public query, input and interaction into the stewardship of an ill-prepared 'Malleable Marionette' of a Mayor.

9. That the 3-Amigos from the 'Committee of the Hole', Now Mayor Sam 'Mr. Shrink-flation' Joshi, Now Chief of Staff Bob 'See No Conflict' Diehl and Now Council President Joe 'the Florist' Coyle after 5-years - actually find some time in their busy schedules and actually get to the bottom of the 2017 Racist Flyer, as promised years ago.

8. That Mayor Sam 'Mr. Shrink-flation' Joshi's Ridiculous $158.1 million Muni-Budget for 2022 that more than doubles the Admin Spending along with a tax increase - gets declared a 'Free Tax Appeal Zone' so the Residents and Taxpayers can offset all that wasteful spending included in their Property tax bills.

7. That Council Person Joyce 'She's on the Council?' Ship-Freeman moves on to doing what she does best like when she's at Store or Business Openings in town and becomes a Walmart Greeter and stops wasting a seat on the Council.

6. That Council Person John 'I'll be Brief' Poyner either stops saying he'll be brief before he rambles on forever or actually be brief when he speaks.

5. That the Edison Board of Education's ED Center Building be renovated into an Octagon to make it easier for all to watch the Dem-party infested wasteful and unproductive School Board fighting going on all the time.

4. That School Board President Doug 'Mr. Hospitality' Schneider and Former Board President Jerry 'ReferenDumb' Shi find a way of working with each other for the benefit of the kids and not for themselves. Either way, with their inept leadership - it would be totally delusional if either one was ever be elevated to Board President again.

3. That with Bloated and Out-of-Control School $pending Budgets of $300 million over there on Mythomania Lane, the Board Members should spend a few few bucks and learn how to read it and actually SEE and understand what's really in it before they vote on these catastrophes year after year.

2. That the newly appointed Interim Super Aldarelli not get caught up in the twisted politics and in-fighting of the School Board.

1. That the People of Edison recognize that the only chance to change things in this one-party town is to stop backing the differing factions of the Dem-party. That won't change things no matter who wins - it's still the Dem-party. You need to make the switch over to Wards by public petition and bring government closer to the People.

Christmas in Edison 2022 - Jingle Bells..Jingle Bells

                        Christmas in Downtown Edison – 2022 

Twas’ three weeks before Christmas and those sly little elves,

 ‘Mr. Shrink-flation & Mr. Hospitality’ labored hard to benefit themselves. 

One doubling the Admin Budget to $2 million and the other Hoarding $3 million in tax relief,

both Too High a Financial Burden and Too Low a Credible Belief.

 

One who Sneakily Hiked his Pay from $49K to $75K and then to $150K the Council made easy,

and the other ignoring DOE guidelines that would of Reduced $3 million in the School Tax Levy.

Not remotely caring a tad bit what the People might think, 

they again place Politics before People in spite of the lingering and now prolonged stink.

 

One has a Council that is Still in Search of that 2017 Racist Flyer,

and the other doesn’t see his inept leadership leaves the Board of Ed in utter mire.

If ‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ were seriously qualified to run this town,

then why is that 2017 Racist Flyer Stench Still Lingering and Bringing Edison down?   

 

One has a $100k Day Care Provider to Keep the town from Running off the rails,

while the other allows a Super's Contract Renegotiation to fail.

One also has a Council which limits public input for his lack of experience and scrutiny,

without a Department Head in sight to query or see.

And the other runs a dysfunctional School Board lacking cohesive experience,

being way to busy fighting each other's differing political deviance. 

And putting their thumbs to the tip of their noses while laughing at You and Me, 

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ can’t hide his Malleable Marionette status in town for all to see.

And ‘Mr. Hospitality’ with his Dem-party infested and corrupted Board of EdDems play, 

shows how School Board inexperience and knowledge prevents him from leading the way.

 

They’re not concerned about disrespecting the people of Edison on any given day, 

dubious transparency, misinformation, misdirection and cross-contamination is their ruling way. 

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ should of Never been helped to bypass the Edison People to stay in play,

so he continues with Outside Dem-party help who will now rule over us in their misguided way.

 

So, while we all scratch our heads and say What’s Going On in this town,

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ will just be a Malleable Marionette for the Powers that be with his usual frown, 

And then there’s the Board of EdDems continuing to rule in their authoritarian way, 

yet still can’t put forth a cohesive plan to solve the Overcrowding on any given day.

 

In this season of giving, ‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ & Mr. Hospitality’ are Big Mistakes, 

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ will be controlled by the County Powers that Be with all their usual takes.

And ‘Mr. Hospitality’ needs to be Removed from his Leadership role come January, 

and Voted Out as Board President to end the Edison People’s long weary.

 

If in this feeling I’m not alone, 

then take up your pen or pick up the phone. 

Let ‘Mr. Shrink-flation & Mr. Hospitality’ know that it's People Not Politics, 

and You’re tired of all their disrespectful and self-serving tactics.

 

With one delegated to Events Coordinator and the other just a Barista across town, 

enjoy what you did to yourself but don’t complain while you continue on this Merry-Go-Round.

 

And I heard him exclaim with an inexperienced Mayor and School Board President in hand, 

Merry Christmas to Edison and let all the People again be Scammed!?!