Christmas in Edison 2022 - Jingle Bells..Jingle Bells

                        Christmas in Downtown Edison – 2022 

Twas’ three weeks before Christmas and those sly little elves,

 ‘Mr. Shrink-flation & Mr. Hospitality’ labored hard to benefit themselves. 

One doubling the Admin Budget to $2 million and the other Hoarding $3 million in tax relief,

both Too High a Financial Burden and Too Low a Credible Belief.

 

One who Sneakily Hiked his Pay from $49K to $75K and then to $150K the Council made easy,

and the other ignoring DOE guidelines that would of Reduced $3 million in the School Tax Levy.

Not remotely caring a tad bit what the People might think, 

they again place Politics before People in spite of the lingering and now prolonged stink.

 

One has a Council that is Still in Search of that 2017 Racist Flyer,

and the other doesn’t see his inept leadership leaves the Board of Ed in utter mire.

If ‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ were seriously qualified to run this town,

then why is that 2017 Racist Flyer Stench Still Lingering and Bringing Edison down?   

 

One has a $100k Day Care Provider to Keep the town from Running off the rails,

while the other allows a Super's Contract Renegotiation to fail.

One also has a Council which limits public input for his lack of experience and scrutiny,

without a Department Head in sight to query or see.

And the other runs a dysfunctional School Board lacking cohesive experience,

being way to busy fighting each other's differing political deviance. 

And putting their thumbs to the tip of their noses while laughing at You and Me, 

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ can’t hide his Malleable Marionette status in town for all to see.

And ‘Mr. Hospitality’ with his Dem-party infested and corrupted Board of EdDems play, 

shows how School Board inexperience and knowledge prevents him from leading the way.

 

They’re not concerned about disrespecting the people of Edison on any given day, 

dubious transparency, misinformation, misdirection and cross-contamination is their ruling way. 

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ should of Never been helped to bypass the Edison People to stay in play,

so he continues with Outside Dem-party help who will now rule over us in their misguided way.

 

So, while we all scratch our heads and say What’s Going On in this town,

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ will just be a Malleable Marionette for the Powers that be with his usual frown, 

And then there’s the Board of EdDems continuing to rule in their authoritarian way, 

yet still can’t put forth a cohesive plan to solve the Overcrowding on any given day.

 

In this season of giving, ‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ & Mr. Hospitality’ are Big Mistakes, 

‘Mr. Shrink-flation’ will be controlled by the County Powers that Be with all their usual takes.

And ‘Mr. Hospitality’ needs to be Removed from his Leadership role come January, 

and Voted Out as Board President to end the Edison People’s long weary.

 

If in this feeling I’m not alone, 

then take up your pen or pick up the phone. 

Let ‘Mr. Shrink-flation & Mr. Hospitality’ know that it's People Not Politics, 

and You’re tired of all their disrespectful and self-serving tactics.

 

With one delegated to Events Coordinator and the other just a Barista across town, 

enjoy what you did to yourself but don’t complain while you continue on this Merry-Go-Round.

 

And I heard him exclaim with an inexperienced Mayor and School Board President in hand, 

Merry Christmas to Edison and let all the People again be Scammed!?!