Wednesday, August 9, 2023

Top 10 Bumper Stickers for Shi's Reelection Campaign - Paid for by his 'Vote 4 Me for Forced Retirement' Fund

 10. Vote 4 Me I'm Jerry Shi - Lousy with Community!

9. Vote 4 Shi - he single-handedly put the 'Dumb' in Referendum!

8. Vote 4 Shi - his long-awaited 'School District Logo' underwear is finally approved!

7. Vote 4 Shi - 9 years just isn't enough time to Fix the Overcrowding Problem!

6. Vote 4 Shi - he blinked and let Mayor Sam 'The Big Lie' Joshi tarnish the JPS Hall of Honor.

5. Vote 4 Shi - he continues to Save You Millions - even if You Can Never See it!

4. Vote 4 Shi - he turned the 'Nonpartisan' Board of Ed into the Board of Ed-Dems!

3. Vote 4 Shi - he'll respect any opinion as long as it agrees with his opinion!

2. Vote 4 Shi - he has a plan to quickly Mis-$pend that Bogus $352m School Budget for 2023!

1. Run Shi Run! (on Shi's rear bumper, on 'Mr. Shrink-flation's' front bumper)

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