The State of the Township is well..Oligarchic!?!

Well, if you're going to tonight's State of the Township address at the Pines and can't wait to hear how wonderful things are here in Mayor Tom 'Now 11.1%' ChoiLankey's world, just remember to bring two things:

(1) $35.00 to $60.00 if you go to the cocktail hour with El Jefe de 100 Oligarchy Blvd. and, (2) a handkerchief to cover your nose and wipe your eyes when in close proximity of him.

Anyhoo, at least we're comforted in the knowledge that all the power in the hands of a few here in the 'DemBadLands' of Downtown Edison doesn't go awry.