Top 10 Bumper Stickers for Shi's Re-election Campaign - Paid for by his 'Vote 4 Me for Forced Retirement' Fund

 10. Vote 4 Me I'm Jerry Shi - that's all I got!

9. Vote 4 Shi - he single-handedly put the 'Dumb' in Referen-Dumb!

8. Vote 4 Shi - he needs 1 more year to be Awarded 'School District Logo' underwear!

7. Vote 4 Shi - 9 years just isn't enough time to Fix the Overcrowding Problem!

6. Vote 4 Shi - he fell asleep and let Mayor Sam 'The Big Lie' Joshi tarnish the JPS Hall of Honor!

5. Vote 4 Shi - he continues to Save You Millions even if You Can Never See it!

4. Vote 4 Shi - he turned the 'Nonpartisan' Board of Ed into the Board of Ed-Dems!

3. Vote 4 Shi - he'll Respect any Opinion as long as it Agrees with his Opinion!

2. Vote 4 Shi - he Objects to Candidates with Conflicts unless they're Running with Him!

1. Run Shi Run! (on Shi's Rear Bumper, on 'Mr. Shrink-flation's' Front Bumper)