9. Former Councilwoman Melissa 'Beware the Perils of Perilstein' Perilstein - so she can lead the charge to bring back former Mayor Jun 'RForMe' Choi..oops, I mean 'Reform.'
8. District 31 'Real Democrat' Committee Candidate Rich Sweeney - so he can be closer to the 'Real Democrats' in town hall and leave us other Democrats in District 31 alone.
7. Former Edison Mayor George Spadoro's Chief of Staff, Artie Cifelli - so I can say I've seen more of him in the last month than I've seen any of my elected Council Members in the last year.
6. Unofficial Mayor of the Clara Barton 'Farmer's Market' Ester Nemitz - so she can bring back a positive message about our town for a change like she did for the Farmer's Market.
5. A Woman whose Family You Really Don't Want to Mess With, Elizabeth Ann Hahn - so she can make sure that the rest of the Council doesn't act up again.
4. Former Councilman Anthony Massaro - so he can bring back some decorum, civility and serenity to the Council Chambers since no one on the council knew if he was saying something good or bad with those 10-letter words he liked to use.
3. Former Mayor Jun 'RForMe' Choi - so he can get another chance at reforming the town.
2. Former Mayor George Spadoro - so he can bring back the good old days of Open Mayor's Night once a week.
1. Finally, your friend and mine, Charlie 'I Abstain' Tomaro, aka Deputy Dog - so he can just switch places with Bob 'See No Conflict' Diehl and Señor Lankey doesn't try and put him on the town's payroll.
Best Choices:
- Jerry 'Needs to Step-down' Shi - to get him off the Board of Education
- Ester Nemitz - to get some positive news out about this town
- Charlie 'I Abstain' Tomaro, aka Deputy Dog - to keep him off the Edison payroll
- Elizabeth Ann Hahn - to put the checks and balances in over both the Administration and Council
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