10. Because the ‘Committee of the Whole’ still in search of themselves after two years deserve more money for their hard work.
9. Because Joyce Ship-Freeman needs to go to that newly created (must be expensive) class for first-time council members who miraculously get elected council president.
8. Because Sam ‘the Weathervane Millennial’ spends so much time in self-promotion that he keeps forgetting to buy some Big-boy pants.
7. Because they’ve been processing El Jefe Lankey’s paperwork for so long that they all need to spend some money now to have their tunnel-vision corrected.
6. Because Bob ‘See No Conflict’ Diehl needs to spend some money now so he’s prepared in advance for when term limits finally kick in.
5. Because Joe ‘Mayor of Clara Barton’ Coyle needs to be motivated to get the Farmer’s Market up and running again.
4. Because Ajay Patil needs to take a class in ‘How to pick running mates’ since he aligned himself with Joyce Ship-Freeman and didn’t see who she was aligned with.
3. Because they all need to go to a class on how to put Muni-budgets together before the budget year is actually over.
2. Because you want all of them to have a few extra bucks so they want to be part of solving the Overcrowding problem, which is a Town Problem - for real this time.
1. Because they’ll really need the extra bucks if they think they can raise your taxes by 21.95% as part of Lankey’s Oligarchy and expect a 50% increase in salary for it.
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