10. Because you like that Big Welcoming Smile he has for Residents and Taxpayers when they step up to the podium.
9. Because you like how he's always whispering in the lawyer's ear on how best to shut-down the next speaker.
8. Because you like how he keeps old people watching the Council meetings from home from nodding off by banging the gavel so much to shut down people speaking at the podium.
7. Because you like how he's always baiting Christo and then looks for reasons to make him sit down or kick him out of the meeting.
6. Because you like how he's such a stickler for the 6 minute rule that he'll cut any resident off in mid-sentence before they can even finish their thought.
5. Because you like how he's always trying to gain favor over previous Council Presidents Poyner and Coyle as 'Bubble-boys' Biggest Protector.
4. Because you like how he doesn't let his biases get in the way of running the Council meetings and is always struggling with free speech and no speech.
3. Because you like every time he has to let Councilman Brescher speak, he considers it a failure on his part of his appointed tasks.
2. Because you like how protective he is of 'Bubble-boy' at the expense of the People he supposedly represents that come before him at Council meetings.
1. Because you like that his Greatest Contribution to the town is when he stays home and Council Vice-President Harris runs the meetings.
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