10. Because he wants to keep his transparency status of Invisible going.
9. Because Rob 'March on Trenton' Karabinchak has a minnie meltdown every time he hears something he doesn't like.
8. Because 'Beware the Perils of Perilstein' is stuck in a circular logic loop.
7. Because Russomanno is too busy 'Serving the People of Edison' (after he cashes his $120k check from us).
6. Because Alvaro 'KaraMia' Gomez is too busy trying to defend his 'KaraMia' by making faces at Bob 'See No Conflict' Diehl at Council meetings.
5. Because Shah just doesn't have enough information to make a decision.
4. Because Dr. Prasad wants Lankey to have whatever he needs - just like with Jun 'RForMe' Choi (and we all know how that turned out).
3. Because Mascola had the nerve to waste 45 minutes of Karabinchak's time and brought out the angry Cat-Face in him.
2. Because we really don't have anything better to $pend our taxpayer dollars on - so why not get a Dem-party Spin-Meister - perception is better than reality for Team ChoiLankey.
1. Because the Dem-party has its vested interests in Downtown Edison too!