10. Because you don't mind gagging when Mayor Tom 'Now 17.1% but Won't Debate' ChoiLankey and his Band of Processing Clerks try and force an $851m Sewer & Water Deal Down your Throats in spite of the opposition.
9. Because you like the smell of that Stench Left Hanging over the Town by the 7 Processing Clerks from that Racist Flyer from the November 2017 election.
8. Because you like the shirking legislative abilities of the 7 Processing Clerks in scheduling and then canceling at the last minute a meeting on moving the School Board election back to April.
7. Because you get a warm feeling all over when the Board of Mythomania decides to sue ourself over the Overcrowding in the District.
6. Because you're a proud Democrat in Downtown Edison and like that Messrs. Sendelsky and Lombardi decided to run against their own party when they lost the the party's endorsement in the screening process.
5. Because you think it's a Good idea for Councilman Bob 'See No Conflict' Diehl to run for Freeholder off the ticket along with Messrs. Sendelsky and Lombardi.
4. Because you like all that Bogus 'Savings' being claimed by the Township on that $1 million School Security Contract while sticking it to Jerry 'Needs to Step-down' Shi and that oblivious Board of Mythomania.
3. Because you just can't believe that the Freeholders would ever have 2 Members on the Board from the same town and hope that Señor Lankey gives Charlie 'I Abstain' Tomaro a job over there at 100 Oligarchy Blvd.
2. Because it's budget time and you can't wait to see how much more your taxes will go up by those who continue to claim they $tabilized taxes and 'Saved' you millions here in the 'DemBadLands' of Downtown Edison.
1. Because while Sunshine is the Best Disinfectant - it's Cloudy today in Edison.
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