Christmas in Edison - 2019 Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells!

Christmas in Downtown Edison – 2019

Twas’ a month before Christmas and those sly little elves,

 Edison’s Mayor Lankey & BoE Prez Shi again labored to benefit themselves. 

One with Sewer & Water Privatization and the other an Overcrowding Fix of Poor Vision,

both Too Much of a Financial Burden for Too Little of a Solution!

One with Muni-tax hikes of 21.95% including a hidden 5.1-cent Muni tax rise,

and the other claims he Saved Millions but under a pretentious and false disguise,

Not remotely caring a tad bit what the People might think, 

they again place Politics before People in spite of the lingering and now prolonged stink.

One has a Council that Never met one of his Tax Increases they didn’t gladly adopt,

and the other doesn’t see his Inept Leadership makes the Board’s functioning a Huge Flop.

If Mayor Tom ‘Now 21.95%’ ChoiLankey cares so much about this town,

then why is that 2017 Racist Flyer Stench Still Lingering over us Bringing Edison down?   

And putting their thumbs to the tip of his noses while laughing at You and Me, 

Lankey and his 7 Processing Clerks leave a Hanging Stench over the town for all to see.

And Shi with his Now Local Dem-party infested and corrupted Edison Board of EDems way, 

doesn’t get that the People don’t like what he does with millions of our tax dollars in play.

They’re not concerned about disrespecting the People of Edison on any given day, 

dubious transparency, misinformation, misdirection and cross-contamination is their ruling way. 

Lankey should of Never helped the ineffective Shi in the first place to stay in play,

so Shi continues with Local Dem-party help to continue on his predictably misguided way.

So, while we all scratch our heads and say What’s Going on in this town,

Lankey keeps doing it to you again and Shi is left blindly leading with his usual frown. 

And then there’s the Board of Mythomania giving the New Superintendent a generous deal, 

and now threats again of Moving the BoE elections back to April by Councilman Diehl.

In this season of giving, Lankey & Shi are again playing to take, 

Lankey continuing without any Checks & Balances always remains a big mistake.

And Shi with a feeble but obviously disturbing attempt to hold on to his plurality, 

needs to be Voted Out as Board President with a New Board finally accepting reality.

If in this feeling I’m not alone, 

then take up your pen or pick up the phone. 

Let Lankey & Shi know that it's People Not Politics, 

and You're tired of all their disrespectful and self-serving tricks.

With the recent election of the ‘7,000+ Moron Squad’ and Peng across town, 

enjoy voting them all back in but don’t complain when you continue on this merry go round.

And I heard them exclaim with all 'You Let Them Do to You in 2019' in hand, 

Merry Christmas to Edison, and let all the People be scammed!?!